December 2009
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Shorpy Historic Photo Archive | Best Pix on the... →
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What's wrong with me?
Once something becomes a job it’s no longer enjoyable. I’m some sort of freak, I know it.
Here I sit trying to string together some coherent sentences for my school blog. What more motivation do I need. I’m already getting paid for it! Blah.
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On a crappy Christmas day...
cookies are a pretty good consolation.
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The Ultimate Guide to Create Your Own 35mm Pinhole... →
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40 Astounding Examples of Abstract Photography |... →
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That's why they call 'em love handles...
Me: Ugh. I can't believe I just ate those donuts - and not like "Oh, I'll just daintily nibble on this heavenly, sugar-glazed manna." I inhaled them. Those suckers were gone. This is why I don't lose weight - no self control...blah...blah...blah...
Mom: Hey, you wanna go out for pizza?
Me: Yeah! No, wait, no I don't! You tricked me.
Mom: What? I'm just trying to help you feel better.
Me: Stop helping!
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I'm Lusting, Lord Help Me →
Please be reading this Santa.
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Reading List of Epic Proportions
Mom: Hey, what are you reading right now?
Me: Well, I've got a bunch of books that I want to finish before Christmas break is over.
Mom: That's good, but what is it you're reading right now? -motions to the piece of literature I'm holding behind a pillow-
Me: I've got this novel, "East of the Sun" and a new Tolkien book, and I'm rereading some David Eddings books, and... -goes on for a while-
Mom: No, what is that? -points-
Me: This? Nothing. -sheepishly holds out the new Redbook that I had pilfered from the mail stack before my mom saw it-
At least I have good intentions.
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Who Needs Enemies
Me: Owie, burnt my knuckle baking Christmas cookies.
Amanda: But if you're going to burn yourself, isn't that really the way to do it? Making warm, delicious cookies???
Me: Of course :) What better way to console yourself, than with a nice, warm cookie?
Amanda: Exactly, my point!
Summer: hahahaha sry it's payback for laughin' at your rm for getting electrocuted!
Me: Well, thanks a lot roomie. Additionally, I think I went cross-eyed reading that. I'm sure it was intentional. Aww, I miss youz guys!
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Don’t use words too big for the subject. Don’t say...
– C. S. Lewis
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